How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.