How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...