What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette