What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?