Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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He was un hoppy !

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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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Did they release a GTA Go

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Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Omelette

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Omelette

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.