What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!