What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's a joke?

My life...

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"