What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.