Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.