Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.