How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.