How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.