What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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It just waves

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!