Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....