What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Blackout Jokes More Blackout Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.