What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.