Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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man-go juice!

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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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E=MC U L8R

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Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel