What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus