What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.