What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Food Poisoning Jokes More Food Poisoning Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.