What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds