What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.