Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.