Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.