Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.