Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

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Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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They both distrust men.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

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Get off me, homes"

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos