What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.