What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.