How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.