Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Cornflake Jokes More Cornflake Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.