Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.