Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.