What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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How do you know if balls are ticklish?

Testicle

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"