How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.