Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.