What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.