What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!