What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces