Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"