Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up