Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life