Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

removed

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.