He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
They were too far out.
Nun chucks.
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Because it was Hammertime'
Nine Inch Nails
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
removed
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.