What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)