What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.