Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."