Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.