Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.