What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.