What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Previous Random Joke Next

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.