Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"