Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust