Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"