What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !