What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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How does Sean Connery shave?

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.