Shellfish Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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