Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.