Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.