What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.