What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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Oof, weinerpain!

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Because they'd been on the vine.

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Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Cafe

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They fear the wurst!

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You are the wurst.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents