What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents