What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.