What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.