What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.