What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.