What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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