How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.