How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.