What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker