What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com