What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!