What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

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