What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second