What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!