What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.